Like my header, my question is...

Where's your brain?

It's not easy being intelligent, these days. No, really. I also think most people read that and believe they belong to that struggle, when in reality, they are among the stupid that the intelligent must suffer. There are three kinds of morons in this world. The first is under appreciated. The second has tolerable weakness. The final one is nothing short of a giant brick wall to humans evolving beyond something other than glorified chimps.

The first type of stupid is the fool. These are the folks who know they are pretty dumb, and they're okay with it. So are the intellectuals. Why? Because the fool is true to who they are. The fool knows they aren't very book smart, (though they tend to have a high degree of wisdom), so they're happy with letting the intelligent do their thing. That said, they are still active and are invaluable to society, by contributing the wisdom of their life experiences, a.k.a. "street smarts."

The second type of stupid is the apathetic. People who fall into this category have the trait of just not caring about the world around them. They see themselves as just a leaf in the stream of life. Guys and girls that say, "I like to laugh. I like to have fun. I like to party," when describing themselves, can usually be put into this category. This is tolerable to the intellect, though sometimes frustrating. The reason being, is that the apathetic contributes nothing to humankind's improvement, but they also don't obstruct it. While this type of stupidity opposes an intellect's belief on societal involvement, we still appreciate the apathetic not becoming a roadblock to progress. This brings me to the most nauseating of all the rivals an intellect must condone. The moron.

Morons are intellectual pus. They are mental hemorrhoids. If I could vaporize every moron on Earth, right now, I'd have done it before finishing this sentence. What makes a moron such an insufferable mosquito? It is their asinine belief that they are enlightened, coupled with an unstoppable urge to involve themselves in matters that are best left to those of us with true brilliance. You can usually hear them spouting a phrase like, "My opinion is just as good as anyone else!" No, my moronic friend. It's not. You have the freedom to express your opinion. That does not mean or even imply that your opinion retains any cerebral value. That never stops them, though. They still say that George Bush was behind the attacks of 9/11. They still say Obama wasn't born in America.

Morons.

So, if from this blog you've discovered which kind of stupid you are, try to work on it. If you're a fool, keep doing what you're doing. The intellects need your wisdom to offset our own shortcomings, but try to work a book in, once in awhile. Preferably one without pictures. If you're apathetic, flex you're flabby brain, now and then. You might enjoy it, but keep an eye on whether you're tendency to be a wallflower was justified, due to a lack of acumen. And for all the morons, I wish, for a brief moment, you could realize how stupid you are. You not only have the brainpower of a retarded gnat, you also lack the wisdom to stay the hell off of humankind's path for progress. To you, I must ask, again... where's your brain?

-Keith A. Kaiser